Yearly Archive: 2022

A bee is traveling along the highway when he notices a grasshopper searching for a ride. He stops to pick him up. After 100 kilometers, the automobile sputters to a halt. The bee looks...

One day, an elderly blind cowboy walks into a tavern. Without realizing it, he accidentally entered an all-girl biker bar. He moves over to a bar seat and requests a shot of Jack Daniels...

A newlywed couple wished to join a church. The priest informed them, “For new parishioners, we have specific standards.” “You must refrain from se*xual activity for two weeks.” The pair agreed and returned after...

A rookie priest was so frightened at his first mass that he couldn’t speak. He inquired of the Monsignor how he felt after the liturgy. The monsignor admitted, “When I’m uneasy on the platform,...

Wallace entered a supermarket with his zipper undone. “Your barracks door is open,” a lady cashier yelled out to him. He walked on his way, bewildered because that is not a term that guys...

Old Jack had only a few minutes to live. His wife and four boys, three of whom had blond hair and the other ginger, sat at his bedside. “Em, please explain to me why...

Three virtuous Italian nuns die and go to paradise, where they are greeted by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. He continues, “Ladies, you have led such lovely lives that I’m giving you six...

Johnny’s teacher has posed some questions to him. What is the sum of 12 and 12? How about 24? he said. What is the sum of 15 and 15? she asked. How about 30?...

A family transports their ailing, old mother to a nursing facility one evening and leaves her there, expecting she will be adequately cared for. The nurses clean her, serve her a delicious breakfast, and...

A young ventriloquist is traveling the clubs and stops in a tiny village to amuse the locals. He’s doing his normal “stupid blonde” jokes when a blond woman in the fourth row gets up...