Good God, Woman.
An Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and,
as she bends over to place her ball on the tee,
a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals
her lack of underwear…
“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing
any undies?” her husband demanded..
“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping
money to afford any.” The Englishman.
immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
“For the sake of decency, here’s £20. Go and
buy yourself some underwear.”
Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to
show that she too is wearing no undies.
“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no
undies. Why not?” She replies, “I can’t afford
any on the money you give me.” He reaches
into his pocket and says, “For the sake of
decency, here’s £10. Go and buy yourself
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The
wind also takes her skirt over her head to
reveal that she, too, is naked under it..
“Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”
She too explains, “You dinna give me enough
money ta be able ta affarrd any!”
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and
Says, “Well, fer the love’ O Jesus, here’s a
comb. Tidy yerself up a bit..”
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