Good God, Woman.

An Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and,

as she bends over to place her ball on the tee,

a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals

her lack of underwear…

“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing

any undies?” her husband demanded..

“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping

money to afford any.” The Englishman.

immediately reaches into his pocket and says,

“For the sake of decency, here’s £20. Go and

buy yourself some underwear.”

Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her

ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to

show that she too is wearing no undies.

“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no

undies. Why not?” She replies, “I can’t afford

any on the money you give me.” He reaches

into his pocket and says, “For the sake of

decency, here’s £10. Go and buy yourself

some underwear!”

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The

wind also takes her skirt over her head to

reveal that she, too, is naked under it..

“Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”

She too explains, “You dinna give me enough

money ta be able ta affarrd any!”

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and

Says, “Well, fer the love’ O Jesus, here’s a

comb. Tidy yerself up a bit..”

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