Love Dress – Joke
A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house.
She knocked on the door, there was no answer.
She tried the door, which was unlocked, so she decided to walk in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law, lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing and the aroma of scented candles filled the room.
“What on earth are you doing?”
she asked her daughter-in-law.
“I’m waiting for Robbie to come home from work”, the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you are lying there naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress”, her daughter-in-law explained.
“Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“Robbie loves me to wear this dress”, she explained.
“Every time he sees me like this, he instantly becomes aroused and ravages me for hours”.
The mother-in-law blushed and left. She had obviously been doing some thinking on the drive home, because when she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home from work.
He walked in and did a double take, seeing her lying there so provocatively.
“What on earth are you doing Hilda?” he asked.
“This is my love dress”, she whispered sensually.
“Your love dress needs ironing”, her husband said.
“What’s for dinner?”