Joke of the day : The Husband Returns After Several Hours
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
“Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all, I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with s*xual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment.
For all, I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
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