A man finds himself hidden in a closet.

During the day, a lady has a lover while her husband is at work, unaware that her 9-year-old son is hidden in the closet.
When her husband unexpectedly returns home, she conceals her lover in the closet. Now the boy has company.

“It’s dark in here,” the youngster says quietly.
“Yes, that is,” the man says hesitantly.
“I’ve got a baseball.” “Do you want to purchase it?”
“No, thank you.”
“My father is outside.”
“All right, how much?”
“$250.”

A few weeks later, the same thing occurs, and the boy and the mother’s boyfriend are found in the closet together.

“It’s dark in here.”
“It is, indeed.”
“I’ve got a baseball glove. “Do you want to purchase it?”
“No, thank you.”
“I’ll tell you.”
“How much is it?” “$750.”

A few days later, the boy’s father says to him, “Take off your glove.” “Let’s go outdoors and play baseball!”
“I can’t,” the youngster says. “I got rid of them.”
“How much did you sell them for?” the father inquires.

“$1,000,” the youngster triumphantly declares.
“That’s horrible to overcharge your pals like that,” the astonished father remarks. “That is far higher than the cost of the two items.” “I’m taking you to church and forcing you to confess.”
The father informs the priest, forces his child to sit in the confession booth, and shuts the door.
“It’s dark in here,” the youngster remarks.

“Don’t start that sh*t again,” the priest says.