A woman was enjoying

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her ladyloves.

“Oh, no!” she suddenly blasted. “Look at the time! I’ve to rush home and fix regale for my hubby! He will be so pissed if it’s not ready on time. When she got home, she discovered each item she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce spear, an egg, and a can of cat food.
With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce splint. She saluted her husband warmly when he came home and also watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner.

To her surprise, he sounded to be enjoying it” Darling, this is the stylish regale you’ve made me in 40 times of marriage! You can make this for me any day.” It disposable to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.

She told her golf mates about it, and they were all frighted

“You are going to kill him!” they batted. Two months later, her husband failed.
The women were sitting around the club, and one of them said, “You ki*lled him.” We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in!

“How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you’ve baffled your husband?” The woman
stoically replied, “II did not kill him.”

He fell off the windowsill while he was licking his burro.”?

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