Husband wants to impress his wife in bed.

One weekend, the husband is shaving when the youngster he hired to mow his lawn, a local named Bubbly, comes inside to pee.
The husband looks over, taken aback by how well-endowed Bubbly is.
He can’t help but wonder about Bubbly’s secret.

“Well, every night before I jump into bed with a female, I smash my pe*is against the bedpost three times,” Bubbly adds. It works and really impresses the ladies!”
This easy idea delighted the spouse, who decided to try it that night.

So, before getting into bed with his wife, he took out his pe*is and smacked it three times on the bedpost.
His half-drunk wife stated.