Two elderly men are drinking beer.

Paddy and Mick were drinking beers at the bar and reminiscing about past times when the call of nature drove them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation:

Paddy, on the other hand, couldn’t help but notice Mick’s good looks.

“I say, that’s a magnificent dog you’ve got there.” Paddy felt compelled to comment.

“It wasn’t always like this.” Mick replied. “These days, medical science can do miracles with transplants.” He stated.

“I completed this in Dublin. “It costs me 20,000 euros, but as you can see, it is well worth it.”

Paddy was jealous.

That night, he packed his belongings and traveled to Dublin.

It was another six months before he saw Mick again, and he couldn’t wait to tell him that he had followed his advice and was quite pleased with the outcome.

“You were duped. “I only paid 10,000 euros for mine.”Paddy stated.

Mick couldn’t believe it. Same doctor, same address in Dublin.

He asked Paddy if he might have a look since he suspected he had been duped.

When Mick took another look at the stainless steel, the anxious scowl that had furrowed his face vanished and he began smiling.

“What makes you laugh?”

“It’s no surprise you got it for half the price.” Mick burst out laughing.
“That’s an old one of mine!”

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