Joke of the day. An Old Man Living Alone in the Woods

The media team decides to pay a visit to a hundred-year-old guy who lives alone in a hut in the woods.
They arrive and find him cutting wood and carrying it all by himself.

He is energetic and healthy, with the physique of a forty-year-old guy.

They question him.

“Can you tell me your secret?” and the elderly gentleman tells them a story:

“70 years ago, there was a massive blizzard that sprang out of nowhere.

It was winter, but it hadn’t been too cold for a week, and it was just softly snowing when the wind picked up and the snowfall became more intense.

When I walked outside to call my dog, I noticed a faint light coming from the woods.

I started calling for my dog, but I knew the misplaced person would hear me. Sure enough, the light started getting stronger and stronger until eventually I could see a figure of a man holding a flashlight.

When he came near enough, I ran to help him. You couldn’t see further than twenty bases, and I didn’t want to risk getting myself lost either. I helped the man get inside the cabin, and my dog ran in a few seconds later. I closed the door with great difficulty because the wind was blowing so hard.
I also assisted the man in removing his jacket and thrills and seated him next to the fireplace.

The man was in shock but not injured. I poured both of us a glass of whiskey to help us relax, as well as a coliseum of stew I was making.
The man calmed down and started thanking me. He said he really thought he was a dead man until he heard me calling my dog. He gathered the last bits of his energy and walked towards the voice.

When we finished eating, we decided to both go to bed. But I only had one bed, so we’d have to partake. No problem; we allowed it because it was veritably cold and our bodies would keep each other warm.

Well, one thing led to another, and we started touching each other, then kissing, and then making love. Even though we were both exhausted from what happened, we made love the whole night, and that was the most passionate love I ever made in my life.

In the morning, the weather cleared up, and after breakfast, the man put on his jacket, gathered his things, and said he had to go.

His wife and three children were expecting him and must be mortified because he didn’t come home. He then gave me the juiciest kiss on the cheek and left. I watched him go and realized I didn’t even ask his name. “That was the last time I saw him.”

The TV crew looked at each other in shock, and after a few seconds, one of them said:

“No, we meant what your secret is to living a long and active life.”

“Oh, that?” The man said,
“Clean air, regular exercise, healthy food, no stress… that kind of stuff.”


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