A young Irish man

Paddy, a young Irishman, wanted to purchase a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.
They hadn’t seen each other in a long time, and she resided in Donegal and he in Kerry.
Paddy conferred with his sister and determined, after careful study, that a pair of high-quality gloves would hit the appropriate tone—neither too romantic nor too personal.

He and his sister went to Marks and Spencer’s and chose a lovely pair of quality, fur-lined leather gloves.

Paddy’s sister also purchased a pair of Se*xy Knickers for herself.

As it was Christmas, Marks & Spencer’s had a “Free Gift Wrap Offer” on. However, the shop assistant jumbled up the two items, resulting in the sister receiving the gloves and Paddy receiving the Knickers inadvertently.

Paddy delivered his gift-wrapped present in a package along with the accompanying letter.

Maggie says,

I picked them since I’ve observed that you don’t wear them when we go out in the evenings. I would have picked the long ones with buttons if it weren’t for my sister, but she prefers the shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a really delicate hue; however, the lady I got them from showed me the pair she had been using for the last three weeks, and I scarcely detected any marks. I had her put on yours for me, and she looked great in them, even if they were a touch tight on her.

She also stated that they rub against her ring, which helps keep it clean. In fact, she hasn’t had to wash them since she started wearing them.

I wish I could have been there to put them on for you the first time since I’m sure many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
Remember to blow into them when you take them off because they will be naturally damp from wearing.

Consider how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year.

I’m hoping you’ll wear these on our next date.

With all my heart,

Patrick.\s*
P.S. My mother informs me that the most recent style is to wear them folded down, with just a smidge of fur visible.
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