An Elderly Man Driving Along The Highway.

One evening, an elderly man was driving along the trail when nature called.

He sees a little bar up the way, and he pulls into the parking lot.
When he gets outside, he finds the place packed!

The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks; ladies are dancing on the tables, and there’s hardly standing room anywhere.
The old man scans the place a couple of times to find the restrooms, but to no avail.

Eventually, he spots a small staircase and scrambles up.
When he gets to the top, he discovers that all the doors are locked.

all but one.
When he opens the door, all he sees is a big hole in the bottom.

Hopeless, he drops his pants and dumps the biggest cargo he’s ever had right there in the hole.
Relieved, he calmly walks down the stairs.

The formerly crowded taproom is fully empty; not a soul was in sight.
Sluggishly, a bartender rises from behind the bar.

“What happened?!” exclaims the old man.
The bartender responds.

“Were you there when the sh!t hit the addict?”