Three fantastic Italians

Three virtuous Italian nuns die and go to paradise, where they are greeted by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

He continues, “Ladies, you have led such lovely lives that I’m giving you six months to return to Earth as any celebrity you choose.

“I want to be Sophia Loren,” the first nun exclaims, and poof! She’s left.

“I want to be Madonna,” says the second, and poof! She’s left.

“I want to be Sara Pipalini,” says the third.

St. Peter appears confused. “Who?” he inquires.

“Sara Pipalini,” the nun responds.

“I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring a bell,” St. Peter shakes his head.

The nun then removes a newspaper from her robe and presents it to St. Peter. He begins to giggle as he reads the newspaper.

“No, Sister, this reads “Sahara Pipeline built by 500 workers in 7 days!” “,” he adds as he delivers it back to her.

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