Wallace went for a walk.
Wallace entered a supermarket with his zipper undone.
“Your barracks door is open,” a lady cashier yelled out to him.
He walked on his way, bewildered because that is not a term that guys generally use.
When he was almost finished shopping, a man approached him and remarked, “Your fly is open.”
He buttoned up his shirt and concluded his shopping.
Wallace purposefully entered the checkout line where the lady who told him about his “barracks door” was.
He was joking with her, so when he got to the counter, he asked, “When you saw my barracks door open, did you notice a Marine standing in there at attention?”
The lady, who was a little more astute than