An old blind

One day, an elderly blind cowboy walks into a tavern. Without realizing it, he accidentally entered an all-girl biker bar.

He moves over to a bar seat and requests a shot of Jack Daniels from the bartender.

He waits for a bit before calling out to the bartender. “Would you want to hear a blonde joke?”

The entire pub becomes quiet at that point.

The woman next to him adds, “Before you deliver that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given your blindness, that you should know five things:

1. A blonde female with a baseball bat serves as the bartender.

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman with a club.

3. I am a 6-foot-175-pound blonde with a black belt in Karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a professional weightlifter and is blonde.

5. The lady to your right is a professional wrestler and is blonde.

Now, carefully consider it, cowboy… “Are you still going to deliver that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy pauses for a moment, shakes his head, and murmurs,

“No… I’m not going to explain it five times.”


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