Little Matty sees his Daddy’s

Little Matty sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Matty finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

“MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND, AND DADDY, AND…”

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Matty informs her. “I was at the playground when I noticed Daddy’s automobile driving into the woods with Aunt Jane. “When I went to see, Daddy was kissing Aunt Jane, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his trousers, then Aunt Jane lay down on the seat, then Daddy

Mommy broke him off at this point, attempting to restrain her rage, and said, “Matty, this is such an intriguing story; perhaps you can keep the remainder for supper.” I want to see Daddy’s reaction when you tell him tonight.

Mommy invites Matty to recount his story at the dinner table.

“Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did the same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do while Daddy was in the Army!” He speaks of driving into the woods, undressing, and lying down on the seat.

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