Ohh! A Blonde Joke Again

The blonde had been married for about a year.
One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn’t know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.

“What makes us so happy?” he inquired.
“Honey, I have some incredibly exciting news for you!” she said.

“Great,” he continued, “tell me what makes you so happy.”
She came to a halt, out of breath from all the leaping up and down. “I’m pregnant!” she said.

The husband was overjoyed since they had been trying for quite some time. He kissed her and grabbed her.
“Wow, that’s fantastic.” “I couldn’t be more delighted!”

“Oh, honey, there’s more,” she said.

“What else do you mean?” he inquired.

“Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!”.
He was astounded that she knew so soon after becoming pregnant. “How do you know?” he inquired.
“It was simple,” she remarked.
“I went to the drugstore and purchased a two-pack of home pregnancy test kits.”

“Both tests came out positive!”🤣🤣🤣

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