OLD DIRTY MEN
An elderly man has owned this large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there is a large pond that is ideal for swimming.
The old farmer fixed it up really nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
The farmer decides to go down to the pond one evening to inspect it because he hasn’t been down there in a while.
He picks up an empty bucket before departing, deciding to bring back some fruit.
He can hear people yelling and laughing as he gets closer to the pond. Some folks are clearly having a wonderful time.
As the farmer gets closer, he can see a bunch of young women who are obviously skinny-dipping in his pond.
He alerts the women to his presence, and they all swim over to the far end.
“We’re not coming out until you go, man!” one of the women exclaims.
“Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or force you out of the pond,” the farmer responds. You continue.
“I simply came down here to feed the alligators!” says the sly old timer, holding out his bucket.
