A young man named Peter asked his mum to supper.

During the meal, a young man called Peter asked his mother to dinner, and his mother couldn’t help but notice Peter’s housemate, Simon.

She had always been skeptical of the two’s connection, and this sparked her attention even more.

As she observed them connect throughout the evening, she began to wonder if there was more to their interaction.

between Peter and his flatmate than it originally looked. Peter volunteered after reading his mother’s thoughts.

“I understand your concern, but Simon and I are simply flatmates,” I explain.

About a week later, Simon contacted Peter and said, “I haven’t been able to sleep since your mother came to dinner.”

Peter stated. As a result, he sat down and wrote:

MY MOTHER,

I’M NOT SAYING YOU “DID” TAKE MY FRYING PAN; I’M SAYING YOU “MIGHT” HAVE.

I’m not saying you “didn’t” use the frying pan, but the fact remains.

THAT YOU HAVE MISSED SINCE YOU CAME FOR DINNER.
I adore Peter

Peter received an email from his mum a few days later that read:
DEAR SON,

I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU “DO” SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I’M NOT SAYING THAT

YOU “DO NOT” SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS

SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM
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