DIRTY OLD MEN
An elderly man has owned this large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there is a large pond that is ideal for swimming.
The old farmer fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening, the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hasn’t been down there for a while.
He picks an empty bucket before departing, deciding to bring back some fruit.
He can hear folks yelling and laughing as he gets closer to the pond. Some folks are clearly having a wonderful time.
As the farmer approaches, he notices a group of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He alerts the women to his presence, and they all swim over to the far end.
“We’re not coming out until you go, man!” one of the women exclaims.
The farmer responds: “I didn’t come down here to watch you swim nude or to force you out of the pond. You continue.”
“I simply came down here to feed the alligators!” says the sly old timer, holding out his bucket.
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