A man was strolling down the street when he was approached by a particularly filthy and shabby-looking homeless man, who requested for a couple of bucks for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, took out ten dollars, and inquired:

“Would you rather drink beer than eat supper if I gave you this money?”

“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man answered.

“Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?” the guy inquired.

“Are you CRAZY!” said the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf in over a decade!”

“Well, I’m not going to give you money,” the man said. Instead, I’m taking you home for a shower and a lovely lunch made by my wife.
The homeless man was taken aback.

“Will your wife be angry at you?

“Isn’t it going to enrage your wife?

The man replied:

“That’s OK; it’s necessary for her to see what a man looks like once he’s given up drinking and golf.”

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