Smoking A Joint

A monkey is smoking a joint in a tree when a lizard goes by, looks up, and says to the monkey

“Hey, what are you up to?”…
The monkey responds: “I’m smoking a joint. Come on up and get some.”

So the lizard goes to the top and settles next to the monkey, where they smoke a couple joints.

After a while, the lizard declares that his mouth is “dry” and that he will drink from the river.

The lizard gets stoned to the point that he falls into the river….

A crocodile notices this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side before asking, “What’s the matter with you?”

The lizard tells the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree with a monkey smoking marijuana when he became too stoned and fell into the river while getting a drink…

The crocodile decides to investigate and ventures into the woods. He locates the tree where the monkey is smoking a joint.
“Hey!” exclaims the crocodile to the monkey.
“F*ck man!” exclaims the monkey as he stares down.
“How much water did you consume?”


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