When a Soldier Needs the Assistance of a Nun

A soldier approached a nun. “Please, may I hide beneath your skirt?” he said, out of breath. “I’ll explain later.”

The nun concurred…

A few moments later, two military police officers approached and inquired, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”

“He went that way,” the nun said.

“I can’t thank you enough, sister,” the soldier slid out from behind her skirt once the MPs had left. ” “I don’t want to go to Iraq, you see.”

“I absolutely understand,” the nun answered.

“I hope I’m not being harsh, but you have a wonderful pair of legs!” the soldier said.

“If you had glanced a bit higher, you would have seen a wonderful pair of balls,” the nun said. I do not wish to visit Ir.aq either
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