A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you, grandpa?” he asks.
“I’m feeling fine,” says the old man.
“What’s the food like?”
“terrific, wonderful menus.”
“And the nursing?”
“Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.”
“What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”
“No problem, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet … and that’s it. I go out like a light.”
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.
“What are you folks doing,” he adds, “I’m told you’re giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a regular basis. That couldn’t be real, can it?”
“What are you folks doing,” he adds, “I’m told you’re giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a regular basis. That couldn’t be real, can it?”
“Oh, absolutely,” the Sister responds. “We give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet every night at 10 p.m.
It works really well. The chocolate puts him to sleep, while the Viagra prevents him from getting out of bed.
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