BIRTHDAY PRESENT
For her husband’s birthday, a lady decides to accompany him to a strip club.
When they enter the club, the doorman exclaims, “Hello, Dave! How are you?”
His wife is perplexed and inquires whether he has ever gone to this club.
“Oh no,” Dave exclaims. “He’s a member of my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he wants his normal drink and offers him a Budweiser.
“She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey.” “We share lanes with them.”
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, “Hi Davey.” “Want your usual table dance, big boy?”
Dave’s wife runs out of the club, clutching her pocketbook.
Dave follows her and notices her getting into a taxi. He rushes in beside her before she can slam the door.
He urgently attempts to explain how the stripper must have misidentified him, but his wife is having none of it.
She’s yelling at him from the rooftops, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real b**ch tonight, Dave.”
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