NEW BOOTS

Bert had always desired a pair of genuine cowboy boots, so when he saw them on sale, he purchased them and wore them home.

He strutted into the kitchen triumphantly and asked his wife, “Notice anything unusual about me?”

Margaret examined him. “Nope.”

Bert stormed off into the bathroom, stripped, and returned to the kitchen, absolutely naked except for his boots.

“Notice anything different now?” he questioned Margaret again, a bit louder this time.

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different?” “It’s hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday; it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

A boy tries on a new pair of cowboy boots.

Furious, “And do you know why it’s hanging down, Margaret?” Bert said.

“Nope. “I have no idea,” she said.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S INTERESTED IN MY NEW BOOTS!!!!”
Margaret said quickly, “You should have purchased a hat, Bert.”

“I should’ve bought a hat.”

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