Still in The Ditch With My Bike I Guess ..

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control, and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are you okay? ” As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for. “I’m okay, I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

“Get in, and I’ll drive you home so I can clean and bandage that ugly scratch on your head,” she added.

“That’s really kind of you,” I said.

“But I don’t believe my wife will appreciate it!”

“Oh, come on, I’m a nurse,” she said emphatically. “I need to see whether you have any additional scrapes and then appropriately treat them.” She was both attractive and persuasive. I agreed despite feeling shocked and weak, but I added,

“I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”

We arrived at her house, which was just a few miles away, and after a few cool beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I’m feeling much better, but I know my wife would be furious, so I’d best leave now.” “Don’t be foolish!” she exclaimed, smiling. “Stay with us for a bit.”

She won’t know anything. “By the way, where is she?”

“Still in the ditch, I guess!” I

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