Funny Story Reveals Why Elderly Couple Cut A McDonald’s Burger In Half
An elderly man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries, and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing the other half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles, and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, then his wife took a sip, and then he set the cup down between them.
People surrounding him were gazing over and murmuring as he began to devour his few bits of hamburger. They were probably thinking, ‘That poor elderly couple, all they can afford is one supper for the two of them.’
As the man began to eat his fries, a young man approached the table and respectfully offered to buy the elderly couple another dinner. “We’re used to sharing everything,” replied the elderly gentleman.
People standing near the table saw that the small old lady hadn’t eaten anything. She sat there, watching her husband eat and sometimes drinking her drink.
The young man approached them once more and asked them to let him buy them another lunch. “No, thank you; we are used to sharing everything,” the elderly lady responded this time.
Finally, as the elderly guy completed his meal and was wiping his face with a handkerchief, the young man approached the tiny old lady, who had yet to take a single mouthful of food, and inquired, “What precisely are you waiting for?”
She answered, “The teeth!”
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