Naughty Joke: Married Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy In 3 Words

A woman (mom) was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night,
when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.

He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes,

and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.

The man became aware that he was the center of the woman’s attention.

He approached her with a sneaky, sensual look.

She was about to apologize for looking, when he came in close and whispered in her ear.

“I’ll do anything,” he said softly in a low voice.

“Whatever, absolutely anything you want, anything you’ve ever dreamt of, for fifty bucks.

There is just one criterion…”

The woman enquired about his condition, shivering with eagerness.

“You have to tell me what you want me to accomplish in three words,” the man said.

The women considered the idea as they looked into his captivating eyes.

She dug into her handbag and drew out $50.

She scrawled her address on a napkin, folded it around the money, and placed it in his waiting palm.

She leaned over and whispered into his ear…

“Clean… my… house.”

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