Top Joke of Today: Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away.

Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away.
She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed, and the instant she sees him she starts wailing and crying.

One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was wearing a black suit and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.

The attendant apologizes and says that the dead are usually dressed in black suits as a matter of course, but he’ll see what he can do.

Dorothy comes to the morgue the next day to spend one final moment with Albert before his burial the next day.

Dorothy tries to smile through her tears as the attendant pulls back the curtain, showing Albert in a magnificent blue suit.
“How did you get hold of that gorgeous blue suit?” she inquires of the attendant. “Well, yesterday afternoon, after you left, a man of your husband’s stature was brought in, and he was dressed in a blue suit.

“His wife said that he had always wished to be buried in a black suit,” the attendant answered.
The woman smiled.

He continued: “After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads around”.

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