Viralfunnyjokes: Ray Came Home One Night From A Long Day At Work.
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Bob.” Bob was stunned.
I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’
St. Peter said, ‘I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.’
Bob was heartbroken, but pleaded with St. Peter to transfer him to a farm near his home.
He was covered in feathers and pecking at the ground the next thing he knew.
A rooster walked by.
‘So, you’re the new hen, aren’t you? ‘How did your first day here go?’
‘Not awful,’ Bob the hen said, ‘but I have this funny sensation inside. ‘I feel like I’m about to burst!’
‘Not awful,’ Bob the hen said, ‘but I have this funny sensation inside. ‘I feel like I’m about to burst!’
‘You’re ovulating,’ the rooster stated. ‘Are you sure you’ve never laid an egg before?’
‘Never,’ Bob responded.
‘Well, just relax and let things happen,’ the rooster advises. ‘It’s not a huge thing,’ he says.
Bob did, and a few awkward seconds later, an egg came out!
Bob was overtaken with emotion when he became a father.
He soon laid another egg — his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell, ‘BOB, wake up! You’ve shit the bed!
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