Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.

They approached one of the gas pumps, and the younger alien addressed it, saying, “Greetings, Earthling.”

We come in peace. “Take us to your leader.” The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

“I’d calm down if I were you,” remarked the older alien. The younger alien ignored the warning and said hello again.

There was no reaction once more.

He raised his ray pistol and remarked gruffly, “Greetings, Earthling, we come in peace.” He was irritated by the pump’s arrogance.

“I’ll dismiss you if you don’t take us to your commander!” “You probably don’t want to do that,” the older alien told his colleague again. I believe that will enrage him.’

“Rubbish,” said the arrogant young alien.

He aimed his firearm and fired.

There was a huge explosion.

A massive fireball roared toward him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him into a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed.

When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him, shaking his big, green head.

“What a ferocious creature!” exclaimed the young, fried alien. “He damn near ki..lled me!”How did you know he was so dangerous?’

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend, and replied, ‘If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his pe..is over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.’

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