A hippie gets onto a bus
A hippie gets on a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have se*x with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, “If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have se*x with you.”
The hippy, of course, expresses an interest, so the bus driver informs him that the nun visits the cemetery every Tuesday evening at midnight to pray to the Lord.
“You could go dressed in robes and shining powder and tell her you were God and compel her to have se*x with you,” adds the bus driver.
The hippie decides to give it a go. He goes to the cemetery on Tuesday to wait for the nun. The nun arrives exactly on time. While she is praying, the hippy emerges from concealment, dressed in robes and gleaming with a god mask.
“I am God; I have heard your prayers, and I will answer them, but you must have se*x with me first,” he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal se*x so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having se*x with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, “Ha ha, I’m the hippie!”
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, “Ha ha, I’m the bus driver!”
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