An elderly Florida lady

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, she found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”

The four men didn’t wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, still a little startled, continued to load her shopping bags into the rear of the car and take the wheel. She was so shaken that she couldn’t even turn on her car. She tried and tried till she realized why.

After a few minutes, she discovered her own car parked four or five spots farther down.

She piled her belongings into her car and proceeded to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she relayed the story practically burst out laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than 5 feet tall, wearing glasses, with curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

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