An Elderly Lady Walked Into A Dallas Bar
An elderly woman entered a pub in Dallas, Texas, and noticed a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
He was wearing the largest boots she’d ever seen.
The elderly lady asked the man if it was true that men with large feet are well-endowed.
“Sure is, little lady,” answered the guy, grinning. Why don’t you come to my place and let me show you?
The elderly lady reasoned that she would never get another offer like this again and was eager to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
She gave him a $100 bill the next morning.
“Well, thank you; I’m really honored,” he responded, blushing. Nobody has ever paid me previously for my “services!”
“Don’t be flattered,” she said…
“Take the money and go get some boots that fit.”