Jokes of the day:THE ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “OK, old timer, time for you to retire.”
The old rooster replies,
“Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?”
The young rooster declares,
“You got it! You’ve been washed up, and I’m taking over…”
According to the wise old rooster,
“I’ll tell you what, young man. I’ll race you around the property. Whoever wins has sole ownership of the entire chicken coop.”
The young rooster chuckles.
“You know you don’t stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.”
The elderly rooster dashes away. About 15 seconds later, the young rooster rushes after him. They’ve circled the farmhouse’s front porch, and the young rooster has closed the distance. He’s just about 5 feet behind the elderly rooster and gaining ground quickly.
Meanwhile, the farmer is sitting in his normal location on the front porch when he notices the roosters galloping by.
He pulls out his shotgun and, BOOM, blasts the little rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
“Damn…..third gay rooster I bought this month.”
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