A first grade
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Wilson what his problem was.
He replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than her too.”
The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation. The principal told her that he would give Wilson a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet. The teacher and Wilson both agreed.
“What is 3 times 3?” inquired the principal.
“9,” Wilson said.
“6 times 6?”
“36.”
And so it went, the principal asking him every question a third-grade student should know. After about an hour, he informed the instructor, “I don’t see why Wilson can’t move to third grade; he answered all of my questions correctly.”
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions too. The principal and Wilson agreed.
“What does a cow have four of that I only have two of?” The teacher asked.
“Legs,” Wilson said.
“What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?”
The principal gasped, but before he could stop him from answering, Wilson said, “Pockets.”
“What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
“Pants.”
“What begins with F and finishes with K and is full of excitement?”
“Firetruck,” Wilson said.
“Put Wilson in fifth grade, I got the last four questions incorrect m,” the principal said with relief.yself.”
That’s hilarious ?
