Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing

their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes

I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while

standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember

whether I should put it away or begin cooking a sandwich.”

“Yes, occasionally I find myself on the road,” replies the second lady.

I can’t recall if I was on my way up or down the stairs.

on my way up or down.”

“Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have any of those,” replies the third.

knock on wood, those issues.” As she rapped her knuckles against
the table shelooked up and said, “That must be the door… I’ll

get it!”

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