Jesus, Moses, and an Elderly Man Go Golfing Together
Moses, Jesus, and an elderly man all decided to go golfing one day.
Moses approached the tee and hit his ball, sending it flying across the fairway before it landed in the water trap.
Moses immediately parted the water and hit the ball onto the green.
It was then Jesus’ time, and he whacked the ball, sending it across the fairway before landing in the water trap.
Jesus calmly strolled into the sea and tossed the ball onto the green.
It was finally the elderly man’s time, and he sent his ball soaring across the fairway into the water trap.
However, just as it was about to fall into the water, a fish rushed up and caught the ball in its teeth.
An eagle swooped in from nowhere and caught the fish in its claws as it fell back into the sea.
The eagle tried to fly away, but as it was over the green, a lightning bolt flew out of the sky and hit the eagle.
The bird dropped the fish as a result, and when the fish struck the ground, the ball flew out of its mouth.
After that, the ball rolled into the hole for a hole-in-one.
When Jesus saw this, he turned to the old man and said, “Dad, if you don’t stop playing like that, we’re not going to bring you nativity.”ext time.”
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