Three good Italian
Three good Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
“Ladies,” he says, “you all led such wonderful lives that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth as any celebrity you want.”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren,” and poof! She’s gone.
“I want to be Madonna,” says the second, and poof! She’s left.
“I want to be Sara Pipalini,” says the third.
St. Peter appears confused. “Who?” he inquires.
“Sara Pipalini,” the nun responds.
“I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t strike a bell,” St. Peter shakes his head.
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says, “No Sister, this says ‘Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days!'”
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