A Husband And Wife Decided They Needed To Use A Code To Indicate That They Wanted To Have S*ex

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code to indicate that they wanted to have s*ex, without letting their children in on it.

They decided on the word “typewriter.”

One day the husband told his five-year-old daughter,

“Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.”

The youngster informed her mother what her father had said, and her mother replied,

“Tell your father that he can’t type a letter right now because the typewriter has a red ribbon in it.”

The youngster returned to tell her father what her mother had said.

A few days later, the mother informed her daughter,

“Please inform Daddy that he can now type that letter.”

The youngster told her father, then went back to her mother and said,

“Daddy responded that he didn’t need the typewriter because he had written the letter by hand.”