Blonde Looking for a New Job

A blonde who wanted to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a “handywoman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her.

“Well, I think I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said. “How much will you charge me?”

The blonde replied quickly, “How about $50?”

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other supplies were in the garage.

Hearing the exchange, the man’s wife asked her husband, “Does she understand our porch runs all the way around the house?”

“That’s a little cynical, isn’t it?” he said.

“You’re correct,” said the woman. I’m beginning to believe all of the “stupid blonde” jokes we’ve been receiving via email recently.

The blonde arrived at the door a short while later to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” the husband asked.

“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Bentley.”


I hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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