Joke of the day… My Girlfriends H*ot Sister
When the man arrived at his girlfriend’s sister’s house, he was surprised to see his girlfriend there with a big smile on her face. She told him that she had something important to tell him and that she wanted to do it in front of her sister. The man’s girlfriend then proceeded to tell him that she was pregnant. The man was overjoyed and immediately got down on one knee to propose to her.
The man’s girlfriend’s sister was happy for them, but she couldn’t help but feel a little jealous. She had always secretly wanted to get pregnant herself, but it just hadn’t happened for her. Nonetheless, she was happy for her sister and the man and wished them all the best in their new life together.
When arriving at his girlfriend’s house, he noticed that her car was not in the driveway. However, he saw that her sister was in the front window, waving him in. For a brief moment, he thought he saw a quick flash of her breasts. But when he double-took, he realized that she was just waving him in.
When he knocked, she answered the door in red high heels, a low-cut shirt, and a very short skirt.
“Come sit down in the kitchen,” she instructed. “Do you want anything to drink?”
The man nodded.
He couldn’t help but admire the view as she bent over to grab a beer from the fridge. Her skirt lifted up, revealing a very se*xy red thong that matched her heels. Her butt was the nicest he had ever seen. She glanced over and he quickly looked away.
“Listen, I know you saw my ass and I know you want it,” she remarked as she went up with a drink in her hand. My sister called to say she wouldn’t be able to arrive for another 40 minutes. I’m heading upstairs. “Drink this drink, and then come up there and fuck me hard.”
The man was shocked to hear this and couldn’t believe what he was hearing. He had just been put through the most intense test of his life and he had passed with flying colors. He was so happy and relieved that he had finally been able to prove to his girlfriend that he was not a cheating liar like her ex-husband.
After the phone call, the man sat there, shocked. Then he began to chuckle.
“Thank God I left condoms in my wallet.” And thank God I left it in my truck.”