Little Girl Kept Falling Asleep In Catholic School

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she sleeps through the class.

One day the nun called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me, Mary Margaret, who created the universe?”

When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Mary Margaret.

“Very nice!” the nun exclaimed as she resumed instructing her students. Later, the nun asked Mary Margaret, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”

Mary, on the other hand, remained sound asleep. Johnny rushed to her aid once more, this time stabbing Mary Margaret in the buttocks. “Jesus Christ!” said Mary Margaret, and the nun replied, “Very well,” and Mary Margaret fell asleep again.

“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” queried the nun.

Johnny came to the rescue once more. “If you shove that thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!” said Mary Margaret.
The nun fainted………..

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