Man finds himself hidden in a closet

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work, not aware that her 9-year-old son is hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

“Darkness is in here,” the boy whispers.
“Yes, it is,” the man replies awkwardly.
“I have a baseball.” “Want to buy it?”
“No, thank you.”
“My father is outside.”
“All right, how much?”
“$250.”

A few weeks later, the same thing occurs, and the boy and the mother’s boyfriend are found in the closet together.

“It’s rather dark in here.”
“It’s dark in here.”
“Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball glove.”” “Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“I’ll tell.”
“How much?”
“$750.”

“Grab your glove,” the father says to the youngster a few days later. “Let’s go play baseball outside!”

“I can’t,” the youngster says. “I got rid of them.”

“How much did you sell them for?” the father inquires.

“$1,000,” the youngster triumphantly declares.

“That’s horrible to overcharge your pals like that,” the astonished father remarks. “That is far higher than the cost of the two items.” “I’m taking you to church and forcing you to confess.”

At church that Sunday, the father alerts the priest, makes his child sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.

“Dark in here,” the boy says.

The priest replies, “Don’t start that sh*t again.”

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