A Hen Lays A Shockingly Huge Egg.

A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.

News reporters visit the hen for an interview.

“This is amazing,” they tell the hen,

“a two-pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?”

“Yes, I’m going for a four-pounder!” the hen declares triumphantly.

“And you, sir,” the reporter says as he approaches the rooster.

“What are your long-term objectives?”

The rooster responds solemnly,

“To thrash that ostrich!”

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