A Hen Lays A Shockingly Huge Egg.
A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
News reporters visit the hen for an interview.
“This is amazing,” they tell the hen,
“a two-pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?”
“Yes, I’m going for a four-pounder!” the hen declares triumphantly.
“And you, sir,” the reporter says as he approaches the rooster.
“What are your long-term objectives?”
The rooster responds solemnly,
“To thrash that ostrich!”
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