The 3rd Graders Visited A Farm With Their Teacher
A class of 3rd graders returns from their field trip to the farm, and the teacher asks them, “What kind of noises did you hear at the farm?”
The first kid raises his hand and says,
“I heard the cow go moo!”
The second child puts up his hand and says,
“I heard a pig oink!”
Little Johnny extends his hand and declares,
“I heard the farmer yell, “Get off my tractor, you little bastard!”
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