A lady goes to her priest

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him:

“Father, I have a problem.” I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.

“What do they say?” the priest asked.

They say, ”Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”

“That’s disgusting!” cried the priest.

He paused for a moment to reflect……

“You know, I might have a solution to your problem,” he remarked. I have two male talking parrots who I’ve trained to pray and read the Bible…

Bring your two parrots to my place, and we’ll put them in with Francis and Peter. My parrots can educate your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots will soon quit speaking that sentence.”

”Thank you,’ the woman responded, ‘this may very well be the solution.”

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest’s house….As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads & praying…

She strolled up and placed her parrots in the cage with them, impressed…

After a few minutes, the female parrots all yelled at the same time:

“Hello, our names are prostitutes! Do you want to have a good time?”

There was deafening quiet…

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at

the other male parrot & says…

‘Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered !!!

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