A Guy Was Lost In The Sahara Desert.

A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The guy asked, “Please, I’m dying of thirst; can I have some water?”

The old man replied,

“I’m out of water, so why don’t you purchase a tie?” “Here’s one that matches your clothing.”

The man yelled,

“You fool, I don’t want a tie!” “I’m thirsty!”

“OK, don’t purchase a tie, but to show you what a great man I am, I’ll tell you that over that dune there, about five miles down, there is a beautiful restaurant my brother operates.”

The man thanked him and went away, ultimately disappearing in the dunes.

Three hours later, the guy came crawling back to where the old man was sitting behind his card table.

The old man said, “I told you, about five miles over that dune.”” “Couldn’t you find it?”

The guy rasped,

“I found it; they wouldn’t let me in without a tie.”

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