A teacher asked a student to write 55.

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
The student asked: “How?”

Teacher: Write 5, and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped..

Teacher: What are you waiting for?

Student: I don’t know which side to write the other five!

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Little Johnny was doing his math homework..

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Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five—that son of a b-itch is seven.” Three plus six, that son of a b-itch is nine.”

His mother heard what he said and gasped, “What are you doing?”

The little boy replied, “I’m doing my math homework.”

“And this is how your teacher taught you?” asked the mother.

“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother called Little Johnny’s teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in class?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b-i-tch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was two plus two, the sum of which is four.”

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