Little Johnny’s first-grade class was playing “Name That Animal.”

Little Johnny’s first-grade class was playing “Name That Animal.”
The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?”

“A cat!” said Suzy.

“Good job.

“Now, what’s this animal?”

“A dog!” said Ricky.

“Good. “Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent.

After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, “It’s what your mom calls your dad.”

“I know!” called out Little Johnny.

“A horny bastard!”


Little Johnny walks into school one day

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One day, little Johnny walks into school to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.

The entire class says, “Hello, Mrs. Prussy.”

A few days later, the regular teacher is still sick, and when Little Johnny gets to his desk, the teacher asks what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard and then says to the teacher,

“I remember it having an “r” after the first letter.”

“That’s right!” she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”


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